I MISS MY BOYFRIEND
also skyping(skypeing?) is awkward but he’s handsome so it’s worth it.

No book for you, hoomin! Only pets.
 🐱🚫📖

No book for you, hoomin! Only pets. 🐱🚫📖

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

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The Moldy Peaches → Anyone Else But You

Here is the church and here is the steeple,
We sure are cute for two ugly people
I don’t see what anyone can see in anyone else but you

(Source: preludity)

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Loved the Japanese gardens at Maymont. Definitely planning on going again when it’s a bit cooler and less infested with obnoxiously loud middle-schoolers.

Loved the Japanese gardens at Maymont. Definitely planning on going again when it’s a bit cooler and less infested with obnoxiously loud middle-schoolers.

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noobtheloser:

I think I’ve out-done the corgi comic in terms of my most elaborate premise. I made this when I was REALLY tired. 

Bonus:

I do a lot of these. | So do other people.

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Finally feel like a resident :) #rva #uncwalumni #stickersfordays

Finally feel like a resident :) #rva #uncwalumni #stickersfordays

thecrankyprofessor:

There is a moment in “The Spanish Tragedy” when Hieronymo, all of whose children have been killed by conspiracies, locks all the doors, bites his tongue out, spits it out, and sets the house on fire with all his enemies inside it. That way they can never find out WHY he’s killing them.

The professor I took the Jacobean drama course with once saw a production of the play in which the actor playing Hiernoymo concealed a piece of liver in his mouth. When the time came he spat it out. It bounced twice and landed in the lap of a very nicely dressed woman in the front row.

She fainted. 

(Source: sandandglass)

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