(Source: ultra-complicada)
“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
*gross laughter*
(Source: caplan)
Why would I watch a scary movie all by myself in the small hours?
This is painful.
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
I demand an answer.
oh my fucking god
OMG!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!
S C R E A M I N G
seeing cute and put-together 14 and 15 year olds gets me so angry they’re supposed to be awkward with bad haircuts they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did
JOB I GOT A JOB
Pier 1 imports, here I come. Only 15-20 hours a week and 7.75 an hour, but I can at least buy groceries with that, and hopefully save up just a little to go towards the deposit on the house I’m moving into at the end of July! It’s only about 10 years old, in a nice neighborhood, and my crappy roommate is being replaced with an old friend who will very likely not suck.
Things are looking up :)
