Favorite badass characters: Hannibal Lecter
Someone got caught being creepily needy in the bathroom.
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
still one of my favorite posts on tumblr
i am feeling very puny. moderately sick with cold kinda crap and lonely and very sore from activities two nights ago. i just want to sleep and be with boyfriend but i can’t right now.
overt whine over. now i will just whimper to myself until it’s time to go meet with a client later. happy saturday.
- The entire plot of Lord of the Rings: "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."